A Chocolate Cake Cakeosaurus Rex!
Today I’m a Cakeiontologist! It’s my son’s third birthday, and all he wanted was a dinosaur cake. And it had to be green, and it had to be chocolate! Luckily for me, he wasn’t too picky about which dinosaur he wanted, so I took all of the coolest components from his favourites, and invented a Cakeosaurus Rex! He’s a chocovore.